Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

De Jokes More De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).