Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why can't Ross & Phoebe ever drown?

Because David Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Nile Jokes More Nile Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

De Nile Jokes More De Nile Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.