Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...