Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Because they all live in de-nile...

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You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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They're always in de Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.