Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...