Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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They thought she was micromanaging them!

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The X-Men

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You don't - they're born that way.

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Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.