What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.