What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!