What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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