What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

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Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.