What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Bloke Jokes More Bloke Jokes

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

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