How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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Why do people in tumblr like quantum computing?

Because it's non binary

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Quantum Physics Jokes More Quantum Physics Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).