How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What do you call a quantum physicist's hair style?

Schrdinger's cut

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know