Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.