Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....