Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.