Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !