It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
I forgot to wet the soap.
She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
A Jolly Rancher.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
Sir Charge
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
One was planned.
De-calf
Quack the case! I'll show myself out.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.