It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.
They have the gift of tongues...
Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Because it's all play.
At the infideli counter.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Molestation.
Because get off at different times.