How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection