It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
The pet store
Labor day.
Taco bell for lunch
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Because get off at different times.
