How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom?

Because she's trans-parent

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.