How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.