Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ?

Bronte of the blow !

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The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

A: Because it nose.

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Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter?

Nate DS