Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What happens when a guy with no legs dies?

He punches the bucket

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What did Mozart yell when he became a crusader?

Amadeus Vult!

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

Director Jokes More Director Jokes

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.