Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Because he was Aminor
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
It wanted to get to the other site !
Because my marks are all 'E's.
