What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

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What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."