What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

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What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."