What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What that ?

I said: You go down on me and I owe you one.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."