What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)