What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.