What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction