What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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What ya call a lesbian with large fingers?

Well hung!

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.