What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now