What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

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What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!