What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture