What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!