What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!