What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture