What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture