Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

What did Marshawn Lynch say when he went to traffic school?

I'm just here so I won't get fined.