Why does Marshawn Lynch sit in the back at the Kid's Choice awards?

He's just there so he won't get slimed.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."