What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture