What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture