What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture