Mary J O'Blige
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Crock o'Dial.
Liam Malone.
Nick McGuinness.
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
amon
With a funeral.
The difference is what people you hate
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
You buy it per-tater
There's one less drunk.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Paddy O'Furniture
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Sham rock.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
In his prostatoe.
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
One less drunk.
Pati 'O' Furniture
The boron.
One person.
Drunkin Donuts
Potato quality
paddy o' furniture
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball
Rick O'Shea.
Patio Furniture
Hunch-black of Notre Dame
A virgin
A shamrock.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
A six pack and a potato
Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
One's a tragic Mick...
On less person is drunk
Patty O'Furniture
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Paddy O'furniture
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)
Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
A six-pack and a potato
A 6 pack and a potato.
Pubstep
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
Irish pride
Legolas
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Tree fellas
Rady O'Gaga
Patti O'Furniture
One less drunk person.
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
One less drunken Irishman
A 6-pack and a potato.
Patio Furniture.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
A grudge.
Paddy O' furniture
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Patty O'Furniture.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Counterfitz
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark
The Leprenomichaun.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Because they lack taters
Good Mornin'!
Racist.
Mashed potatoes...
A: Get off.
A: A new bar
A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.
Trail micks.
No potatoes.
A pub.
Patio furniture.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Patty O'furniture.
McBook Eyre
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!
By her suntan !
Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
