What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child?

Lepre Kahn

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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What do you call spaghetti pretending to be rigatoni?

An impasta

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.