Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
The spelling Teehee
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Because he never left the pub.
Trail micks.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Regular rocks are too heavy.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
