What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.