Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Santa stops after the third Ho
An electron
A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
She had a weast infection.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Counterfitz
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.