Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
The blonde sure doesn't know.
Earthquakes stop shaking
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Counterfitz
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
She had a weast infection.
He's living under a rock.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.