Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Pretend Jokes More Pretend Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"