Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white?

Greh.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.