Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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A major difference.

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Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

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Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

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On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.