Patrick Jokes

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception