What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.