What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong