What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

Bing Bong Jokes More Bing Bong Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character?

Bing-Bong