What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

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