What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!