What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.