What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

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What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.