What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Buzz Aldrin Jokes More Buzz Aldrin Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.