Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What goes "snap crackle and pop" ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop