What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".