How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error