How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.