How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.