Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Fire Department Jokes More Fire Department Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.