What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.