What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog