Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.