Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.