Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED