Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats?

One.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.