How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!