How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.