What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up