A snowfake.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He felt his presents.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
It would've just been "mas".
Noels
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
1 sleep until Christmas.
Nothing
My bike
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Cancer.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Cancer
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
Betty White.
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Quit being nosey.
They both have Sandy Claws.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
cancer
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Wii Fit
Christmas, Carl
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
Their balls are just for decoration
Your T.V.
They both have ornamental balls.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
AIDS
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
The Rice-child was born.
Secret Satan.
YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!
With a Nine Inch Nail.
A partial in a pear tree.
Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."
Hypothermia.
Elf and safety
Sithilis
Because they Marry Christmas!
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
I can see!
One brightly shines...
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Nothing, he didn't make it that far.
I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because there is no Turkey
He was de-lighted.
Very hungry.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
A Headphone
swimming goggles
Because he was on the nautilust.
A family.
Rice.
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Their balls are just for decoration.
cancer.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Thanks, I'll never part with it."
A Pull-it-surprise!
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
He made them Batman.
Cold turkey
It's Christmas, Eve!
There is noel
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
Lonely.
Let's hang.
Getting a N64 now
Slanta Claus.
Fleas Navidad
Because he's a bad wrapper
Shorts!
All I want for christmas is yeux"
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
White Christmas.
Police Navidad.
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
A. Betty White.
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
A living room
A dumb bunny.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Aloha Akbar!"
High
They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes
The only black KKK member.
He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because they like to pump kin.
Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
They all get their fair shear
A Pimp
