A snowfake.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He felt his presents.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
It would've just been "mas".
Noels
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
1 sleep until Christmas.
Nothing
My bike
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Cancer.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Cancer
Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...
She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.
Betty White.
Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us
Quit being nosey.
They both have Sandy Claws.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
cancer
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.
Wii Fit
Christmas, Carl
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
Their balls are just for decoration
Your T.V.
They both have ornamental balls.
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
AIDS
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
The Rice-child was born.
Secret Satan.
YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!
With a Nine Inch Nail.
A partial in a pear tree.
Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."
Hypothermia.
Elf and safety
Sithilis
Because they Marry Christmas!
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
I can see!
One brightly shines...
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
When there is no "L" ("Noel")
Nothing, he didn't make it that far.
I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because there is no Turkey
He was de-lighted.
Very hungry.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
A Headphone
swimming goggles
Because he was on the nautilust.
A family.
Rice.
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Their balls are just for decoration.
cancer.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
Thanks, I'll never part with it."
A Pull-it-surprise!
A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
He made them Batman.
Cold turkey
It's Christmas, Eve!
There is noel
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
Do You Hear what I Hear?
Lonely.
Let's hang.
Getting a N64 now
Slanta Claus.
Fleas Navidad
Because he's a bad wrapper
Shorts!
All I want for christmas is yeux"
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
White Christmas.
Police Navidad.
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!
A. Betty White.
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
In branch banks.
Hard work and dedication.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
a fanta sea
An exor- .
It had a nervous breakdown.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
Because God bless America
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Berry Christmas!
Because there's no L.
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
Bunnylingus!
