What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !