What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple