What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl