What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer