What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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