How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...