How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...