How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...