How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion