Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

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What's the most dangerous possession a gun nut will ever own?

His car.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.