Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !