Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.