A Durantula.
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A spider
A spider!
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
He was looking for a webpage!
Unix
An anarchid.
A webinar.
They'll B flat
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
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He's a web developer.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Darn it !
Webley stadium !
The Spiders from Mars :(
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Iraqnids
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
An Iraqnid.
Spiders !
Arachne
Spin doctors !
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
They are always spinning !
A Peter Parka
Your honey or your life !
A raisin
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
So he could take it out for a spin !
A harenet.
A: Newlywebs.
A Peter Parker
Web development
To get to his website!
Because they hang out on the web all day!
He goes up the wall !
Crabs on your organ
Two.
It's a no-fly zone.
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
An I-shoulda-pede.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
His balk was worse than his bite!
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
He wanted to see the floor show !
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
Unemployed
Rice-ist!
They keep saying check, mate.
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
Elf and safety
Because he kept locking up.
Because he was a ate professional!
sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.