A Durantula.
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A spider
A spider!
Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".
A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'
He was looking for a webpage!
Unix
An anarchid.
A webinar.
They'll B flat
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.
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He's a web developer.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Darn it !
Webley stadium !
The Spiders from Mars :(
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Iraqnids
This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
An Iraqnid.
Spiders !
Arachne
Spin doctors !
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
They are always spinning !
A Peter Parka
Your honey or your life !
A raisin
I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
So he could take it out for a spin !
A harenet.
A: Newlywebs.
A Peter Parker
Web development
To get to his website!
Because they hang out on the web all day!
He goes up the wall !
Crabs on your organ
Two.
It's a no-fly zone.
Son: I couldn't find a spider.
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
They both call an 8-course meal a bite.
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Oz Moses.
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
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He web-slang
Shoot before he hits the water.
Pillow fight!
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Jawea
Cause the system is broke, yo.