Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.