Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.