Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.