Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?

A beer-a-cuda !

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.