Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Young Ghost Jokes More Young Ghost Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.