Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

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Her diode starts flashing green.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Because all of the fans left.

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Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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A Ghost Pepper.

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Do you even Lyft

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It booked a Tuber.

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He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.