Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.