What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.