What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.