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A dedipus complex.
His mummy.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he was empty inside.
Alaska my mummy !
Where's popcorn.
Gordan Ramses
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
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The registration of the car that ran him over !
They have mummy issues.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Deady and Mummy.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
The Senile River
He was trying to save Krypton
Quark Kent.
I put soap and water in there every day...
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Simon 16
King Two-ton-khamen.
Egypt
Hallowieners!
The light's witch !
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Just for the halibut.
A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
