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A dedipus complex.
His mummy.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he was empty inside.
Alaska my mummy !
Where's popcorn.
Gordan Ramses
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
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The registration of the car that ran him over !
They have mummy issues.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Deady and Mummy.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Toot and Car Man.
Park your car man.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Namaste home tonight.
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Robber ducks !
It put a ring on it.
Not even the pool table has balls
There's no point to it
Because they had a point
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
