What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.