What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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A weeping Willow.

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The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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A viper !