What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.