What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.