What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

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When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.