What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

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What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !