What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !