Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

Previous Random Joke Next

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot