Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

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What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.