Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!