Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!