Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.