Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?