Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.