Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.