What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

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A condescending con descending.

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What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.