Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

A: ICU.

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.