Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

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Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*