Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

Why do black people talk funny?

They don't, it's a miff.

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

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I'm a little hoarse.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Mine is distract me from my own mortality