What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ?

None. There are no there.

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.