What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!