What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

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What did the man say to the giant squid?

What's kraken JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.