What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.