What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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Nothing they've never met.

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He was shocked.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.