What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.