What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a fox with one leg?

Terry :D

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

Taxi Jokes More Taxi Jokes

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!