What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

take a taxi

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!