Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.