Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.