Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.