Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor