Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!