Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate