Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.