Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman