How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections?

They have a polar pole poll.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.