How do you know a car is from Poland?

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.